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What Mother Superior Found.

The mother superior is very upset.

She walks into the dinner room and announces to all the nuns to be quiet and listen.

“I was walking around the gardens, as I do.” She says in a loud voice, “When I found some disturbing things! For one, I found a man’s underpants!”

All the nuns are taken aback except for one, who is smiling.

“Then, ” continues the mother superior, “I found a WOMAN’S underpants!”

All the nuns gasp together, except for one, who is giggling.

“And if that wasn’t enough, I found…. a… a… used c*ndom!”

All the nuns gasp, and some turn white, except for one, who is laughing quietly.

“And in the c*ndom,” finishes mother superior, “was a hole.”

All the nuns laugh, except for one, who is crying.

Did you have a good laugh?

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came to present what they’d found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.

Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. ‘It’s a period,’ he replied.

‘I can see that,’ said the teacher, ‘but what is so exciting about a period?’

‘Darned if I know,’ chirped the little boy, ‘but this morning my sister was missing one, my mother fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the Navy!’

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