A Chinese doctor moved to the U.S. and couldn’t find a job at a hospital.
So he opened a small clinic and put up a bold sign that read: “Cure for $20 — If you’re not cured, get $100 back!”
One day, a clever American lawyer saw the sign. “This looks like a scam,” he thought, “but maybe I can make a quick $100!” He walked in, feeling confident.
Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my sense of taste.”
Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops in his mouth.”
Lawyer: “Ugh! That’s kerosene!”
Doctor: “Perfect! Your taste is back. That’ll be $20.”
A few days later, the lawyer came back.
Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember anything.”
Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops.”
Lawyer: “Wait! That’s kerosene again!”
Doctor: “Wonderful! Your memory is restored. That’s $20.”
Still determined, the lawyer tried one last time.
Lawyer: “Doctor, my eyesight is failing. I can’t see a thing!”
Doctor: “Ah, sorry — no cure for that. Here’s your $100.”
The doctor handed him… $20.
Lawyer (squinting): “Hey, wait a minute — this is only $20!”
Doctor: “Fantastic! Your eyesight is back. That’ll be $20.”
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Older Woman Visits the Doctor
A woman went to the doctor’s office, where she was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming while running down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked her what the problem was, and she told him her story.
After listening, he made her sit down and told her to relax in another room.
The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back, where the first doctor was, and asked, “What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she’s pregnant? ”
The new doctor continued to write on his notepad and said without looking up, “Does she still have the hiccups?”
A Man Is Talking To The Family Doctor.
A man is talking to the family doctor, “Doctor, I think my wife is going deaf.”
The doctor answers, “Well, here’s something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn’t answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you’ll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is.”
The man goes home and it’s out.
He walks in the door and says, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”
He doesn’t hear an answer, so he moves closer to her and asks: “Honey, what’s for dinner?”
Still no answer. He repeats this several times… until he’s standing just a few feet away from her.
Finally, she answers: “For God’s sake, are you deaf, Peter?… the eleventh time, I said we’re having MEATLOAF!”
