Jasmine
We went to a restaurant for breakfast where the ‘Senior Special’ was two eggs, hash browns, bacon, and toast for $2.99.
“Sounds good,” my wife said, “but I don’t want the eggs.”
“Then I’ll have to charge you $3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,” the waitress warned her.
“You mean I’d have to pay more for not taking the eggs?” my wife asked incredulously.
“Yes,” said the waitress.
“I’ll take the special, then,” my wife said.
“How do you want your eggs?” the waitress asked.
“Raw and in the shell,” my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
When are people going to learn not to mess with seniors? They’ve been through thick and thin throughout their lifetime and are much more experienced than the youth. They know how to be witty and many times their comebacks either leave us speechless or make us burst out laughing, like in this case.
Brilliant!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!