Lily
A woman is getting lunch ready when the phone rings.
“This is the middle school calling about your son Johnny. He’s been caught telling unbelievable lies.”
“I’ll say he has,” the woman replies, “I don’t have a son.”
Father in a conversation with a neighbor…
First son: Degree in Economics
Second son: MBA
Third son: PhD
Fourth son: Thief
Neighbor: Why can’t you throw the fourth son out of your house?
Father: He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed.
Vicky was at a business conference.
During a break, she decided to call home collect.
Her six-year-old son picked up the phone and heard a stranger’s voice say: “We have Vicky on the line. Will you accept the charges?”
Frantic, the six-year-old dropped the receiver and came charging outside screaming: “Dad! They have mum! And they want money!”
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