Little Johnny and Little Jimmy were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
Little Jimmy answers, “We found a ten-dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
Highly Educated Driver
Yesterday, I booked a private taxi for the airport. When I arrived at my destination, the driver gave me his business card for future bookings.
Dr. Jimmy, PhD
Wow! I was surprised and quizzed him,
“Why are you driving a taxi with such high qualifications?”
He replied, “Dr. is the short form of Driver.“
“Then what about your PhD?”
“I am a Private-hired Driver”
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