Two Students were arguing

Little Johnny and Little Jimmy were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”

Little Jimmy answers, “We found a ten-dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”




The teacher received 10 dollars.

Highly Educated Driver

Yesterday, I booked a private taxi for the airport. When I arrived at my destination, the driver gave me his business card for future bookings.

Dr. Jimmy, PhD

Wow! I was surprised and quizzed him,

“Why are you driving a taxi with such high qualifications?”

He replied, “Dr. is the short form of Driver.“

“Then what about your PhD?”



“I am a Private-hired Driver”


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