Two old Jewish men, Abe, and Sid are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.
Abe asks Sid, “Do you know if any people of our ancestry were born and raised in Mexico?”
Sid replies, “I don’t know, let’s ask our waiter.”
When the waiter arrives, Sid asks, “Are there any Mexican Jews in the restaurant?”
The waiter says, “I don’t know senor, I’ll ask the cooks.”
After a few minutes, he returns from the kitchen and says, “No senor, the cook says no Mexican Jews.”
Sid is not satisfied and asks, “Are you absolutely sure?”
The waiter, who realizes that he is dealing with “Gringos” replies, “I will check one more time, senor,” and go back into the kitchen.
While the waiter is away, Abe says, “I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere.”
The waiter returns and says, “Senor, Chief Manuel, says there are no Mexican Jews.”
“Are you sure?” Sid asks again. “I just can’t believe there are no Mexican Jews!”
“Senor, I will ask EVERYONE,” the waiter answers angrily.
“All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews, and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews.”
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Four Retired Old Men Are Walking Down A Street
Four retired old men are walking down a street in Cooktown.
They turned a corner and saw a sign for Oldtimer’s Bar – all drinks for 10 cents!
They look at each other and then walk in because they think this is too good to be true.
The old bartender says in a voice that crosses the room,
“Come on in and let me pour you one!” What will it be, gentlemen? ”
There seemed to be a fully stocked bar, so each of the men asked for a martini. In short order, the bartender served four iced Martinis… shaken, not stirred, and says, ‘That’ll be 10 cents each, please.’
The four men stare at the bartender for a moment. Then look at each other, and they can’t believe their good luck.
They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round.
Again, four excellent martinis are produced and the bartender repeats, ‘That’s 40 cents, please..’
They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand.
They have each had two Martini and have spent less than a dollar so far.
Finally one of the men says, “How can you afford to serve Martinis as good as these for 10 cents each?’
“I’m a retired tailor from Sydney,” said the bartender, “and I’ve always wanted to own a bar.” Last year, I hit the lottery for $25 million and decided to open this place. Each drink costs ten cents – it’s all the same. ”
Impressive!!!! That’s quite a story,’ says one of the men.
The four of them sipped their Martini and couldn’t help but notice seven other people at the end of the bar who didn’t have drinks in front of them and hadn’t ordered anything all the time they were there.
One man points to the seven at the end of the bar without drinking and asks the bartender, ‘What’s with them?’
The bartender says, “Oh, they’re all grey nomads from the caravan park, waiting for happy hour when drinks are half price.’
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