Two little boys were arguing over whose father could beat the other’ up.

Two little boys, one blond, one with brown hair, were arguing over whose father could beat the other’ up.

The brown-haired kid said, “My father is way better than yours.”

The blond came back, “Maybe, but my mother is better than yours.”

“That’s what my father says.”

A boy is writing his grandmother a letter.

His friends sees it and asks him: “Who are you writing that letter?”

“My grandma” The boy replies.

“Why are you writing so slowly?” His friend asks him.

“She can’t read very fast!”

Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other:

“Are you a little girl or a little boy?”

“I don’t know,” replied the other baby giggling.

“What do you mean, you don’t know?” said the first baby.

“I mean I don’t know how to tell the difference,” was the reply.

“Well, I do,” said the first baby chuckling, “I’ll climb into your crib and find out.”

He carefully got himself into the other baby’s crib, then quickly disappeared in to the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big smile on his face. “You’re a little girl, and I’m a little boy,” he said proudly.

“You’re ever so clever,” said the baby girl, “but how can you tell?”

“It’s quite easy really,” replied the baby boy, “you’ve got pink socks and I’ve got blue ones.”

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