Jasmine
Two ladies are walking their dogs.
As they pass a department store, one lady says, “Let’s go in and do some shopping.”
The other lady says, “We can’t take our dogs in there.”
The first says, “Of course, we can. Follow me.”
She puts on her sunglasses and walks in.
The doorman stops and says, “You can’t bring that dog in here.”
She replies, “That’s my seeing-eye dog.”
The doorman says, “A Doberman seeing-eye dog?”
“Yes. He’s very smart and reliable.” And he lets her in.
The second lady puts on her sunglasses and walks in.
Again the doorman says she can’t bring her dog in.
“This is my seeing-eye dog.”
The doorman says, “A Chihuahua seeing-eye dog?”
She says, ” A CHIHUAHUA? THEY GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA?”
LOL!!
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A 55-year-old lady suddenly started learning to swim
A 55-year-old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of going to the temple as usual.
Everyone was curious and asked her, “Why the change in your interest in swimming nowadays?”
The lady replied with a helpless look, “Whenever my son and daughter-in-law are arguing, my daughter-in-law always asks my son,” If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?”
And because I don’t want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim! ”
A few days later, the husband and wife were quarreling again and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked, “Now tell me! If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?”
The husband replied, “I don’t have to get into the water, my mom knows to swim, she will save you.”
The wife refused to relent, “No, you have to jump into the water and have to save one of us. Whom will you save?”
The husband replied, “Then you will surely die… because I don’t know to swim, and my mom will definitely save me first.”
LOL!!
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