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“What can I do for you gentlemen?” Said the Rabbi once he opened his door.
They explain to him they have an argument and cannot resolve it. The Rabbi agrees to help them.
“What is the argument about?” he asks.
First Man: “Black is a color!”
Second Man: “NO! it is not!”
First Man: “It is a color!”
Second Man: “Rabbi, is black a color?”
“Well, sure…” Said the confused Rabbi.
First Man: “See, I told you. And so is white!”
Second Man: “White is not a color!”
First Man: “Rabbi?”
Rabbi: “Well, yes, white is a color.”
First Man: “See? I told you, Moishe, I sold you a Color TV!”
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Is It Because I’m Blonde?
A girl came skipping home from school one day.
“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”
“Very good,” said her mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde?” the girl said.
“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde,” said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!”
“Very good,” said her mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”
“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde.”
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!”
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
“Ah, yes, very good,” said her embarrassed mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?”
“No dear, it’s because you’re 24.”