So two Irishmen go to Australia.
Before they leave the home, one of their fathers gives them both a bit of advice: “You watch them, Australian taxi drivers. They’ll rob you blind. Don’t pay them what they ask. You haggle.”
At Sydney Airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to their hotel.
When they get to their destination, the taxi driver says, “That’s twenty dollars, guys.” “Oh no, you don’t! My dad warned me about you.
You’ll only be getting fifteen dollars from me,” says one of the men.
“And you’ll only be getting fifteen from me too,” adds the other.
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A Texan Farmer Goes To Australia
A Texan farmer is on vacation in Australia.
There he meets an Australian farmer and talks.
The Australian shows off his large wheat field and the Texan says:
“Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”.
The Texan immediately says,
Then they walk around the ranch for a bit and the Australian shows off his herd of cattle.
The Texan immediately said:
“We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”
The conversation is now almost at a standstill when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.
“And what are those”?
The Australian responds with an incredulous look,
“Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”
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