Two Irish nuns had just stepped off a ship, setting foot in America for the very first time.
As they looked around in amazement, one of them leaned over and whispered, “I’ve heard people in this country actually eat dogs.”
Her companion raised an eyebrow and said calmly, “Well, if we’re going to live among them, we should try to fit in.”
Moments later, they spotted a street vendor selling hot dogs. Taking a deep breath, they approached.
“Two dogs, please,” one nun said politely.
The vendor grinned, wrapped them up, and handed them over. The sisters quickly found a bench nearby, curious but slightly nervous.
The Mother Superior opened her foil slowly. Her eyes widened. Her cheeks flushed. She stared in silence for a moment, then leaned toward the other nun and whispered in a hushed voice: “Dear Lord… which part did you get?”
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TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE.
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?”
The second nun answered, “Indeed it would, sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand.”
“I can handle that without a problem,” the other nun replied, and she picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out.
The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer.
“We use beer for washing our hair,” the nun said, “back at our nunnery, we call it catholic shampoo.”
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer.
He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said: “The curlers are on the house.”
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