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Two elderly folks in a nursing home wanted to get married.

Two elderly folks in a nursing home wanted to get married.

Their doctor took each one into his office separately to try and talk them out of it.

He called in the woman and told her that the man had already suffered two heart attacks.

She told the doctor that she didn’t care.

The doctor called in the man and told him the woman was suffering from acute angina.

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“I know!” he said. “I peeked.”

Little Billy and his grandmother spent a day at the zoo.

One day, Grandmother and Little Billy, whose face was sprinkled with bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. Lots of children were waiting in line to get their cheeks painted by a local artist who was decorating them with tiger paws.

“You’ve got so many freckles, there’s no place to paint!” a girl in the line said to Little Billy

Embarrassed, Billy dropped his head. His grandmother knelt down next to him. “I love your freckles. When I was a little girl I always wanted freckles,”

she said while tracing her finger across the child’s cheek. “Freckles are beautiful.”

Billy looked up, “Really?”

“Of course,” said the grandmother. “Why just name me one thing that’s prettier than freckles.”

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Billy thought for a moment, peered intensely into his grandma’s face, and softly whispered, “Wrinkles.”

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