Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields.

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.

The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad cow disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm.”

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The other cow replies, “I ain’t worried, it doesn’t affect us ducks.”

Little Sally brought her report card home from school

Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s.

However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault.

She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit.”

Sally’s dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:

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“Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother.”