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Two campers are hiking in the woods.

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake.

“I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says.

He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby.

“I can’t leave,” the doctor says.

” But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.”

The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony.

“What did the doctor say?” the victim asks.

“He says you’re gonna die.”

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football.

During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede,

“Where were you during the first half?”

He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.

Two neighbors are talking to each other.

First neighbor: Do you know that my dog is so smart, he waits for the newspaper to drop at the doorstep and then delivers it to me?

Second neighbor: Of course, I know that very well.

First neighbor: Really, well then, how?

Second neighbor: My dog came and told me.

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother.

On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, “Mummy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?”

“Of course not, dear,” replied the mother, “Why would you think that?”

“The tombstone back there said… Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.”

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