Two brunettes and a blonde are driving in the desert when, all of a sudden, their car breaks down.
As none of them have any motoring knowledge, they decide to walk. Each of them decides to take one thing with her.
The first brunette takes some food in case she gets hungry, the second brunette takes some water in case she gets thirsty and the blonde takes a car door.
When questioned about her choice, the blonde replies:
“Well, if I get hot, I can roll down the window!”
A police officer talks to a driver
A police officer talks to a driver:
“Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed, and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars!!”
Driver: “Alright, go ahead and do it. They want twice as much as that at the garage.”
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