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Two blondes wait at a bus stop.
A bus pulls up and opens the door.
One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver, “Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?”
The bus driver shakes his head and says, “No, I’m sorry.”
The other blonde leans inside and asks, “How about ME?”
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A blonde gets her haircut while wearing a pair of headphones.
A blonde gets her haircut while wearing a pair of headphones.
The hairdresser asks her to take them off, but she protests that she’ll di…e without them.
The hairdresser sighs and starts cutting the hair around the headphones.
Soon, the blonde falls asleep, and the hairdresser removes the headphones.
A few minutes later, the blonde collapses, de//ad on the floor.
Alarmed, the hairdresser puts the headphones to his ear and hears, “Breathe in. Breathe out.”