Two blondes are standing at a bus stop.
One asks the other:
“Which bus are you taking?”
“Number 1. And you?”
The bus with the number 12 is coming. One of them says to the other:
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A police officer talks to a driver
A police officer talks to a driver:
“Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed, and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars!!”
Driver: “Alright, go ahead and do it. They want twice as much as that at the garage.”