Two beggars in London. Ali and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London.
Habib begs just as long as Ali does but only gets £2 to £3 every day.
Ali brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.
Habib asks Ali, “I work as long and hard as you do, but how is it that you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?’
Ali says, “Look at your sign, what does it say?”
Habib’s sign reads, “I have no job, a wife, and 6 kids to support.
Ali says no wonder you only get £2- £3
Habib says, “So what does your sign say?’
Ali shows his sign to Habib. It reads,
“I only need another £10 to move back to my country.’
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
An Irishman, Englishman, and Scotsman
An Irishman, Englishman, and a Scotsman walk into a pub, and each order a pint of Guinness.
As the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down, and one lands in each of the pints.
The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away, and asks for another pint.
The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs his shoulders, and takes a long swallow.
The Irishman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers, and shakes him while yelling, “Spit it out! Spit it out!”