A redhead walks into a salon
A redhead walks into a salon and the hairstylist says: “your hair is gorgeous”
The redhead runs her hand through her hair and says: “It’s natural”
Then a brunette walks in and the stylist says: “I love your hair”.
The brunette runs her hand through her hair and says it’s natural.
Then a blonde with green streaks walks in and the stylist says “That’s different…”
The blonde sneezes wipe it on her hand and runs her hand through her hair and says,
A blonde woman bought a MAGNOLIA TREE
A blonde woman in Georgia bought a magnolia tree from a local nursery but, after only a few months, its leaves shriveled and it appeared to be on its last legs.
She took some leaf samples back to the nursery and demanded an explanation.
“Oh, I know exactly what’s wrong with your magnolia tree, ma’am,” said the manager.
“Good,” she replied. “What is it?”
“Autumn!” he said.