A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone in the bar now.”
After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar.
“Hey, what about the payment? yells the bartender.
“I have no money,” the man replies.
The bartender hears that and b-e.ats the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street.
The next evening, the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, “Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone who is in the bar now.”
The bartender thinks, “The man can’t be stupid enough to do the same trick twice; he must have enough money tonight,” and gives beer to everyone.
After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar.
“Hey, what about the payment?” yells the bartender.
“I have no money,” the man replies.
The bartender hears that and b-e.ats the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street.
One evening later, the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, “Beer for me, and beer for everyone who is now in the bar.”
In disgust, the bartender asks, “What, no beer for me this time?”
“Nah,” answers the man, “you get v-i.olent when you drink.”
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whisky.
A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of whisky.
He swallows it and looks in his shirt pocket.
He orders another glass of whisky, swallows it, and looks into his small pocket.
He orders a third shot and does the same.
After the sixth shot, he asks the bartender for the bill, pays, and starts to walk out.
Curiosity gets the better of the bartender and he says to the guy, “Excuse me, but I noticed that every time you drank a shot, you kept looking into your pocket. I was wondering what’s in your pocket.”
The guy slurs, “Well, I have a picture of my wife in my pocket. I keep drinking until she starts to look good.”
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A man walks into a bar and orders a couple of beers
A man walks into a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave.
The bartender tells him that he owes $9.
“But I paid, don’t you remember?” says the customer.
“Okay,” says the bartender, “If you said you paid, you did.”
The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can’t keep track of whether his customers have paid or not.
The second man walks in, orders a couple of beers, and later pulls the same stunt.
The bartender replies, “OK, if you say you paid, then I suppose you did.”
The customer goes outside and tells a friend how to get free drinks.
The man interrupts, “Don’t bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”
The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs.
The bartender leans over and says, “You know, something funny happened tonight. Two men drank beer, neither paid, and both claimed they had. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get punched in the — ”
The man interrupts, “Do not bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”
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