Jasmine
A couple was about to celebrate 50 years together.
They have three children, all very successful and wealthy, agreed to a Sunday dinner in honor of their parents. As usual, they were all late and had varied excuses.
“Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad,” gushed son number one. “Sorry, I’m late… I just didn’t have time to get you a present.”
“Don’t worry,” said Dad. “The important thing is that we are all together.”
Son number two arrived and announced, “I just got back from Los Angeles and didn’t have time to get you anything… I’m sorry.”
“It’s nothing,” said the father, “just glad you could be here today.”
The daughter arrived. “Happy anniversary! I’m sorry, but I’ve been out of town and didn’t bring a present.”
Again, the father said, “I really don’t care, at least the five of us are together today.”
Later, during dinner, the father put down his fork, looked up, and said, “Listen, you three, there’s something your mom and I need to tell you. We came to this country penniless and desperate. Despite this, we were able to raise you and send you to college. But we never got around to getting married.”
The three children gasped and said in unison, “You mean we are BASTARDS?”
“Yep,” said the dad. “And cheap ones, too!”
This joke has been circulating for years and still makes me laugh!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!