Jasmine
Two old ladies are visiting their friend Mary.
They sit down and after a while Mary says, “How foolish of me! I haven’t even offered you coffee.”
So she gets up and gets the coffee.
Sometime later, old Mary says, “How foolish of me! I haven’t even offered you coffee.”
So she gets the coffee again.
Half an hour later, the scene repeats for the third time.
Finally, the two ladies say goodbye.
“Mary is acting really weird, don’t you think?” says the first one.
“The whole time we were there, she didn’t even offer us a coffee!”
The second one looks at her in amazement, “What? You’ve been to see Mary, and you haven’t even invited me??”
LOL!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Old Woman Was Walking Her Dog
One evening, an old woman was walking her dog when a young man ran by her, grabbed her purse, and took off.
A couple across the street ran over to check on her saying the police were called and would be here in a few minutes.
The old woman smiles and tells the couple it’s really not a big deal. She carries her old purse to put her dog’s poop in it until she comes home to get rid of it.
Imagine the surprise when the thief opens the purse.
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!