Three men are sitting in the sauna.
Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. “That’s my pager,” he says. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”
A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, “That’s my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”
The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear. The others raise their eyebrows.
“I’m getting a fax,” he explains.
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Three guys are at a restaurant, all with their girlfriends.
The first guy, thinking he is all suave, says to his girlfriend, “Could you pass me the honey?…Honey.”
Now, the second guy, copying the first, says to his girlfriend, “Could you pass me the sugar?…Sugar.”
So now, the third guy is under pressure. He has to come up with something good.
After, a minute of thinking he says to his girlfriend, “Pass me the pork…pig.”
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Three guys stranded on a desert island,
find a magic lantern containing a genie who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he is off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says, “I’m lonely. I wish my friends are back here.”
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Three men sat around a table in a bar and talked about their wives.
The first man says, “I think my wife is having an affair with an electrician. When I got home last night I found a pair of pliers and some insulating tape behind the radiator in the bedroom – we’ve not had any work done on the house, and I can’t think of any other way they could have got there”.
The second man says, “I think my wife is having an affair with a carpenter. Last night I found a tool belt in the laundry basket, and we’ve not had any renovations to the house in years…”
The third man says, “I’m in the same boat, but I don’t think you two have it as bad as I do… My wife is having an affair with… (stops for dramatic effect) a horse!”
