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Three Men in Heaven

Three men died and when they got to the Pearly Gates, St. Peter met them there.

St. Peter said, “I know you guys will be forgiven for being here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. You have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big, what kind of car you get will depend on your answer.”

The first man approaches him and Peter asks him, “How long were you married?”

The first man says, “24 years”.

“Did you ever cheat on your wife?”, Peter asked. The man said, “Yeah, 7 times… but you said I was forgiven.”

Peter said, “Yeah, but that’s not too good. Here’s a Pinto to drive.”

The second man comes and receives the same question from Peter.

The second man said, “I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year and we really worked it out well.”

Peter said, “Glad to hear that, here’s a Lincoln.”

The third man walked up to him and said, “Peter, I know what you’re going to ask. I was married for 63 years and I haven’t even looked at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!”

Peter said, “I love to hear that. Here’s a Jaguar!”

A few days later, the two men with the Lincoln and the Pinto saw the man with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk. When they asked the man with the Jaguar what was going on, he said, “I just saw my wife, she was on a skateboard!”

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