Lily
Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older.
One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember whether I need to put it away or start making a sandwich.”
The second lady chimed in with, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up or down.”
The third one responded, “Well ladies, I’m glad I don’t have that problem.” She knocked on the table and then said, “That must be the door; I’ll get it!”
Two old ladies go visit their friend Mary.
They sit down and after a while Mary says: “How foolish of me! I haven’t even offered you coffee.”
So she gets up and gets the coffee.
Some time later, old Mary says: “How foolish of me! I haven’t even offered you coffee.”
So again she gets the coffee.
Half an hour later, the scene repeats for the third time. Finally the two ladies say goodbye.
“Mary is acting really weird, don’t you think?” says the first one.
“All the time we spent there, she hasn’t even offered us coffee!”.
The second one looks at her in amazement: “What? You’ve been to see Mary, and you haven’t even invited me??”