Three elderly ladies were sitting on a bench outside the retirement home, chatting and watching people go by, when an older gentleman slowly walked past.
One of the ladies called out, “Hey there! Bet we can guess exactly how old you are!”
The man chuckled. “No way. That’s impossible!”
“Sure it’s not,” said another with a mischievous grin. “Just show us a little… proof, and we’ll tell you your exact age.”
The man’s eyes widened. “What?! Really?!”
But curiosity got the better of him. He hesitated, then decided to play along. Following their instructions, he spun around, raised his arms, and jumped a few times—just like they asked.
The ladies huddled together, whispered, nodded, and then shouted in unison:
“You’re 87 years old!”
The man froze. “No way! How did you know?!”
The ladies burst out laughing. One winked and said, “Oh, honey, we were at your birthday party yesterday!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Officer Pulls Over 5 Old Ladies For Driving Too Slow
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He says to himself, “This driver is as dangerous as a Speeder!”
He turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he realizes that there are five old ladies – two in the front seat and three in the back – eyes wide and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand. I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?”
“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “You weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”
“Slower than the speed limit?” She asked. No, sir, I just kept the speed limit exactly… Twenty-two miles an hour! the old woman says a bit proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that “22” was the route number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask… Is everyone in this car ok?
These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time,” the officer asks.
“Oh, they’ll be alright in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 119.”
