Jasmine
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out.
They try to get help with their cell phones but are out of luck.
Even the phones are turned off.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others, “I think the best way to call for help is to scream together.”
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly,
“Together, together, together.”
LOL!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
Two Blondes and a Lightbulb
Two blondes are working at a warehouse.
One blonde, tired of working, says to the other: “Watch this, I’m going to act crazy so that the boss will send me home.”
She climbs up the racking and hangs from the rafters yelling, “I’M A LIGHTBULB, I’M A LIGHTBULB, I’M A LIGHTBULB!!”
“What are you doing?! Get down from there and GO HOME!” shouts the boss.
The second blonde picks up her tool bag and heads towards the door.
“Where in the HELL do you think you’re going??” the boss exclaims.
“What? I can’t be expected to work in the dark!”
LOL!! A dumb joke is still a good funny joke!
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