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Their Heavenly Vehicle.

Once there were three men,

Charlie, Mason and Buck, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died.

As they stood at the gates of Heaven, St. Peter came up to them and said, “You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around Heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly.”

St. Peter looked at Charlie and said, “You, Charlie, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat-up Dodge.”

Next, St. Peter looked at Mason and said, “You were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota station wagon.”

St. Peter finally looked at Buck, and said, “You, Buck, have set a fine example. You did not have s*x until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari.”

A short time later, Mason and Buck pulled up in their cars next to Buck’s Ferrari, and there he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands, crying.

“What’s wrong, Buck?” they asked. “You got a Ferrari! You’re set forever! Why so down?”

Buck looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and cried, “I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard.”

Did you have a good laugh?

A wealthy man died and went to heaven.

He was met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter, who welcomed him warmly and told him he will be taken to his forever heavenly dwelling.

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He then led him down the streets of gold. They passed castle after fantstaic castle, then huge mansion after mansion, then beautiful cottages, until they came to the very end of the street and Saint Peter stopped the rich man in front of a little wooden shack that looks like its about to fall down.

“Welcome Home.” said Saint Peter.

“Why do I get this ugly thing when there are so many mansions I could live in?” the man demanded.

“We did the best we could with the money you sent us!” Saint Peter replied.

 

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