The worst haircut ever

A man walks into a bar sporting the worst haircut you’ve ever seen.

“Give me two shots of Jack Daniels,” he says to the bartender. “One for me, and one for you.”

“You know, I don’t drink on the job,” the bartender says, pouring the man a shot.

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Downing the drink, the man replies, “And that’s why I like you better than my barber!”

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My little daughter announced that a boy had kissed her.

My second grade announced at the dinner table that after school a boy in her class had kissed her.

Trying to stay cool her mother asked, “How did that happen?”

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Our daughter said, “It wasn’t easy, I needed three other girls to help hold him on the ground.”

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