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The Tiny Firefighter.

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station

when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.

“That sure is a nice fire truck,” he said with admiration.

“Thanks,” the girl replied.

The firefighter looked a little closer and discovered to his horror that the girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s t*sticles.

“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”

The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”

Did you have a good laugh?

So a kid is going through his mother’s purse and takes out her driving license.

His mother catches him reading it and mildly scolds him. The kid says “but i learned so much about you from it!”

“Well, OK, what did you learn about me?”

“Well… I know your age now.”

“And what is that?”, says his mother.

“You’re old”, says the kid.

“And I learned your height.”

“Which is?”

“You’re really tall.”

“Well, yes, I am tall for a woman.”

“And I learned your weight”, he says.

“And what is that?”, asks the mother.

“A lot for a woman your height.”

The mother sighs and says “Well, that’s not nice, but I can’t argue that.”

“And,” the kid says, “I know why dad divorced you.”

“Huh? What?! How on earth did you get that from a driver’s license?”

“Because you got an F in s*x!”

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