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The Three Arranged Marriages.

An Indian guy wants to get married.

His parents select three girls for him, and he goes on a couple of dates with each of them.

His friend asks him afterward, “How did it go?”

He says, “Well, they were all really nice. But I did something different. I gave each of them Rs. 50,000 to see how they spend it. I said surprise me when we meet after a week.”

Friend: “Okay, that’s weird…But what happened when you met them after a week?”

He says: “The first girl bought some new clothes, make-up, and jewelry and said she wanted to look good for me.”

“The second girl bought a new watch for me, and said it is your money, and I wanted to give something nice to you.”

“Third girl didn’t bring anything, but said she opened an investment account, which will help grow this money and help us in the future.”

Friend asked with utmost curiosity: “Well, whom are you marrying then??”

“The one with the big b*bs”.

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After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable – an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched – with a raised eyebrow.

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The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?”

“Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays I fish.”

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