The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes the teacher asked,
“Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north
latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”

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After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”

A man got a job as a welder

A man answered an ad that read, “Hiring welders $18-$24 per hour.”

When he arrived he was told he’d have to take a welding test.

He turned in 2 sets of welds. One was a great weld, the other was a mess.

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When the boss asked him why he did this, he replied, “One is $18/hr, the other is $24/hr.”