in

The Teacher Failed.

Father: Did you pass?

Son: Whole class passed, but the teacher failed.

Father: What … how?

Son: She is still teaching the same class.

Son to dad: “Dad, why don’t you buy me a car?”

Dad: “My dear son, God gave you two legs for what purpose?”

Son: “One leg is for the brake and the other for the accelerator.”

The son of a Saudi mogul goes to study in Europe.

One night, the phone rings at the house of his parents.

Dad: ‘How’s your life going, son?’

Son: ‘It’s going well, dad.’

Dad: ‘Is something wrong? You don’t sound happy.’

Son: ‘No Dad, everything’s fine. Berlin is wonderful, the people are nice and I really like it here.’

Dad: ‘Son, tell me the truth. I know something’s not right.’

Son: ‘Well dad, to be honest, I am a bit ashamed to drive to my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.’

Dad: ‘My dear son, why didn’t you say so earlier? I will send you more funds this instant. Please stop embarrassing us and go and get yourself a train too.’

Revenge time

A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a schoolteacher.

The judge rose from the bench. “Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court.”

He smiled with delight. “Now sit down at that table and write ‘I will not run a red light’ five hundred times.”

Father in a conversation with a neighbor…

First son: Degree in Economics

Second son: MBA

Third son: PhD

Fourth son: Thief

Neighbor: Why can’t you throw the fourth son out of your house?

Father: He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed.

Facebook Comments