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The teacher asks, “Who can tell me the chemical formula for water?”
Little Johnny pipes up, “HIJKLMNO”!
The teacher is puzzled, “What on Earth are you talking about, Johnny?”
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Little Johnny looks hurt, “But sir, you yourself said yesterday that it’s H to O!”
Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields.
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.
The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad cow disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm.”
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The other cow replies, “I ain’t worried, it doesn’t affect us ducks.”
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