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The teacher was asking the end-of-the-day question that she asks every Friday.
If the student got it right they would not have to go to school on Monday.
Little Johnny wanted to answer this question.
So he painted two black marbles black and rolled them to the teacher’s feet.
All of a sudden she Shouted out, “Who’s the comedian with the black balls?”.
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Johnny shouted out, “Bill Cosby, see ya on Tuesday suckas!”.
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A Politician At the Chocolate Store
A Politician At the Chocolate Store
Once upon a time, there was a thief and a politician, they were friends for a long time. One day, they entered a chocolate store.
While the shopkeeper was busy looking around, the thief stole 3 chocolate bars. then they quickly left the store, the thief said to the politician: “Man! I’m the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me. You can’t beat that.” The politician replied: “You wanna see something better? Let’s go back to the shop and I’ll show you real stealing.”
So they went to the counter and the politician told the shopkeeper: “Hey do you wanna see magic?” The Shopkeeper replied: “Sure!” The politician says: “Give me one chocolate bar!”
The shopkeeper gave him one, then he ate it. He asked for a second, and he ate it as well… He asked for a third and finished that one too. The shopkeeper asked: “But where’s the magic?” The politician replied: “Check in my friend’s pocket, and you’ll find it!”