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The Lakeview Restaurant.

Four women share a birthday and always celebrate it together.

For their 40th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because the waiters are cute and wear tight pants.

For their 50th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because the prices are reasonable and it has a good wine list.

For their 60th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because it’s quiet and has a nice view.

For their 70th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because it’s wheelchair accessible.

For their 80th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because they’ve never been there before.

Do you like this joke?

An Irishman took his son to the bar on his birthday to buy him his first drink.

The father bought his son a stout, but he didn’t like it and didn’t want to drink it.

The father decided to drink it for him and ordered an ale instead.

He didn’t like it either.

So, the father drank it and ordered him a cider. Lager, cider, cream ale… he didn’t like any of them, so the father drank them and ordered whisky instead.

He didn’t like any of the Irish whiskeys the father ordered, so the old man drank them and decided to give up.

By the time they left the bar.

The father was so drunk he could barely push his son’s stroller home.

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