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A mathematician, an accountant, and an economist apply for the same position.
The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks: “What does two plus two equal?”
The mathematician replies: “Four.”
The interviewer asks: “Exactly four?
The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says: “Yes, four, exactly.”
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question. “What does two plus two equal?”
The accountant says: “On average, four – give or take ten percent, but on average, four.”
Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question. “What does two plus two equal?”
The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, leans close to the interviewer, and whispers: “What do you want it to equal?”
The economist got the job.
LOL!!
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An Engineering Job Interview
After an interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”
The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer inquires, “Well, how about a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, a company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?” ”
The engineer stands up and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?”
The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”
LOL!!!
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