The guy goes into a pub.

The guy goes into a pub.

He orders 7 pints of beer. He drinks the first pint, the third pint, the 5th, and the 7th pint, and gets up to leave.

The barman says, “Why are you not drinking the other three pints?”

He says, “Doctors orders.”

“What do you mean by that?” asks the barman.”

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“I am on medication and my doctor said to me the odd pint is okay.”

I took my 7-year-old son to the zoo today…

I took my seven-year-old son to the zoo today.

We were walking around and soon he said, “Look, Dad! It’s a frickin’ Elephant!”

I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us.

“What did you just call it?” I asked.

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“It’s a frickin’ Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.