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The drunkard told his son at the BAR:
‘Since the drink is in the genes, you too will take to drinking; of that, there is no doubt. But, you should drink moderately like me and should know when to stop’
‘How to know that, dad?’- Son asked.
His father said:’Er, well, look at that table at the corner. Three people are sitting and drinking. You should stop when they appear as six people. Double the actual number is the limit…Got it?’
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‘But dad,’ said the son,’ there’s only one man sitting there.’
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A teacher teaches his class a lesson about the evils of liquor
Little Johnny’s Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
“Now, class. Observe what happens to the two worms,” The teacher said
She put the first worm in the glass of water. The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed.
He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass.
It writhed for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died.
“Now kids, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?”
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he asked. Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, “Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms!”
