A young boy walks into a barbershop and the barber whispers to his customer, “He’s the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, calls the boy over, and asks him, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
“Hey, son! Can I ask you something? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill? ”
The boy replied:
“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
Man Asked A Kid The Way To The Post Office
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the Morrisons store.
While he was waiting, he was approached by a man who asked him, “Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?”
The little boy replied, “Of course! Just go straight down this street and at the end turn to your right.”
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, “I am the new minister in town. I’d like for you to come to church on Sunday. I’ll show you how to get To Heaven.”
The little boy replied with a small laugh. “Awww, come on… you don’t even know how to get to the Post Office.”