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The Blond Gambler.

A beautiful blonde walks into a Vegas casino and goes straight to the roulette table.

She smiles at the two dealers and bets $20,000 on one spin.

“I hope you don’t mind,” she says in a dreamy voice, “but I feel much luckier naked…” and she peeled off all her clothes, staying completely naked.

“Come on baby, mommy needs a new set of clothes!”

The roulette wheel stops on 13.

“I won I WON!!!” Shouts the blonde and jumps in the air in excitement. She collects the winnings and her clothes, hugs the dealers and disappears.

The two dealers looked at each other in shock, until one of them pulled himself together and ask: “Did she bet on 13?”

“I don’t know,” said the other dealer. “I thought you were looking…”

Conclusions:

1. Not every gamble relies on luck.

2. Not all blondes are stupid.

3. But men – are always MEN!

Do you like this joke?

A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.

The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply.

“Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price,” said the older man.

“Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $40,000 to the lovely young lady there.”

“And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model.”

The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water.

“Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn’t need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?”, replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.

Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man.

“There you go, dad” she said. “I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price.”.

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