Mrs. Parks, a 6th-grade science teacher, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until Little Mary stood up and said, “You shouldn’t be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!” ”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open.
Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anyone?
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
“Very good, Billy,” Mrs. Parks said, then turned to Little Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
“One, you have a dirty mind.
“Second, you didn’t read your homework.
“And third, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
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Two students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom.
Two students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten-dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourself,” said the teacher, “when I was your age, I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
Two students gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
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A math teacher welcomed a new French exchange student
A math teacher welcomed a new French exchange student to her class, then started teaching a lesson on fractions.
The French exchange student raised his hand and said, “Excuse me, Madam, but I don’t know how to say fractions. How do you say those?”
“It’s very simple,” said the teacher, “just say the top number and then the bottom number is read as an ordinal number. For example, 2/3 is ‘two-thirds’, 3/4 is ‘three-fourths’, and 2/5 is ‘two-fifths.”
“Thanks, I understand, “said the exchange student.
“Good,” said the teacher, then asked the student, “how do you say 4/8?”
“Should I reduce?” asked the boy.
“That would be best,” said the teacher.
“One second,” said the boy.
“Take as long as you need,” said the teacher.
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