One Sunday morning, the pastor announced that the church was trying to raise some extra funds and asked everyone to give whatever they felt led to give.
He added, “And whoever gives the largest offering today will get to choose three hymns.”
When the ushers brought the plate back, the pastor spotted a $1,000 bill. His jaw nearly hit the floor. Delighted, he told the congregation he wanted to thank the generous donor personally.
A sweet elderly lady in the last row slowly lifted her hand. Smiling, the pastor invited her to come forward and praised her kindness.
“Now,” he said, “as promised, you get to select any three hymns you want.”
Her eyes sparkled as she looked around the church.
She pointed at three of the best-looking men in the room and cheerfully said:
“I’ll take him, him, and him!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A Taxi Driver and a Pastor Who Went To Heaven
A pastor and a taxi driver both passed away and went to Heaven.
St. Peter was waiting for them at the Pearly Gates.
“Come with me,” said St. Peter to the taxi driver.
The taxi driver did what he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion.
It had everything you could imagine, from a bowling alley to an Olympic-sized pool.
“Wow, thank you,” said the taxi driver.
Then St. Peter led the pastor to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.
“Wait, I think you are a little mixed up,’ said the pastor.
‘Shouldn’t I be the one who gets the mansion? After all, I was a pastor, went to church every day, and preached God’s word.’
‘Yes, that’s true. But during your sermons, people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.’
This joke has been circulating for years and still makes me laugh!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
