A Texan is in London for business and decides to see the sights before he leaves, so jumps into a taxi and has them show him around.
They drive past Big Ben, and the taxi driver notes it took 15 years to build.
The Texan scoffs at this, “You Brits are so slow! We’d build something twice the size in half the time!”
Next, they swing by the Tower Bridge.
Once again, the driver comments that this impressive landmark was completed in only 8 years, and again the Texan scoffs.
“That bridge is tiny! In Texas, we would have built a much larger bridge in just a year or two.”
A little further on, they drive past Buckingham Palace, but the taxi driver doesn’t comment on it.
Confused, the Texan asks, “What’s that then? I suppose that must have taken you a hundred years to build!”
The taxi driver shakes his head. “Sorry mate, not sure what that one is – wasn’t here yesterday.”
A Texan Farmer Goes To Australia
A Texan farmer is on vacation in Australia.
There he meets an Australian farmer and talks.
The Australian shows off his large wheat field and the Texan says:
“Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”.
The Texan immediately says,
Then they walk around the ranch for a bit and the Australian shows off his herd of cattle.
The Texan immediately said:
“We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”
The conversation is now almost at a standstill when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.
“And what are those”?
The Australian responds with an incredulous look,
“Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”
Hope this joke makes you smile! Have a nice day!!!