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Teacher Fell Asleep In Class.

The teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty Johnny approached him, 

Little Johnny: Teacher, are you sleeping in class?

Teacher: “No, I am not sleeping in class.”

Little Johnny: What did you do, sir?

Teacher: “I was talking to God.”

The next day, the Johnny Boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him…

Teacher: “Young man, are you sleeping in my classroom.”

Little Johnny: No, not me, sir, I am not sleeping.

Angry teacher: “What were you doing?”

Little Johnny: “I was talking to God.”

Angry teacher: “What did he say??”

Little Johnny: “God said he never spoke to you yesterday …”

Teacher Told A Young Student God Doesn’t Exist

One day a 6-year-old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.

The teacher asked a little boy:

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a minute later) Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see God?

TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That’s my point. We can’t see God because he isn’t there. He doesn’t exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yesssssssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).

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LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

TOMMY: Yessssssssss.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?

TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

TOMMY: No.

LITTLE GIRL: Then, according to what we were taught in the school today… she must not have one!!

This is one of the best comebacks I’ve ever seen. I may just use this one day. Enjoy.

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