A teacher asked a student to give her a sentence about a public servant.
“Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said a teacher.
The small boy wrote: “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.”
The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. “Don’t you know what pregnant means?” she asked.
“Sure,” said the young student confidently. “Means carrying a child.”
A guide wore Colonial clothing
A man wore Colonial clothing, guiding tourists through the historic district. Suddenly, he tripped and fell, breaking his wrist.
He went to the hospital, and as he sat waiting in the emergency room, a policeman
Doing a double-take at him in his 18th-century garb he asked, ‘Just how long have you been waiting?’