Jasmine
The teacher asks the class of children to come up with a sentence beginning with “I”.
After some children come to the front with predictable statements about having a cat or a certain toy, a child steps up and says a sentence, “I is-” and is immediately interrupted by the teacher, “I am!”
She side-eyes the teacher, frowns, and ignores her teacher, starting again, “I is-” again, the teacher interrupts her, this time a little more snappily, “It’s I am! Use the proper word!”
The girl turns to look at her this time, eyelids drooped with exasperation.
“Fine,” she sighs, “I AM the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
LOL!!
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Johnny Asked The Teacher.
Johnny: Hello Teacher, let me ask you a question.
Teacher: Okay.
Johnny: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Teacher: You can’t, it’s too big.
Johnny: Wrong. All you have to do is open the refrigerator and put it in there.
Teacher: Hm. Okay then.
Johnny: Let me ask you another question. How do put a Donkey inside that fridge?
Teacher: Easy, just open the door and put it in there.
Johnny: Still wrong. First, you have to take the elephant out, then put the donkey in the fridge.
Teacher: Uh, okay.
Johnny: Next question. If a lion had a birthday party and all the animals went to it, what animal is missing?
Teacher: All because the lion eats them.
Johnny: Wrong, the donkey is missing because he’s still in the fridge.
Teacher: Are you kidding me?
Johnny: Okay, last question. If you are at a River and crocodiles live in it, how do you get across?
Teacher: You build a boat and float across. If you try to swim across you will be eaten.
Johnny: Nope. All you have to do is swim across because all the animals went to Lion’s birthday party.
Teacher: Get out.
LOL!! So cute!!
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