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The teacher was asking the end of the day question

The teacher was asking the end-of-the-day question that she asks every Friday.

If the student got it right they would not have to go to school on Monday.

Little Johnny Was determined to answer correctly.

So he painted two black marbles black and rolled them to the teacher’s feet.

All of a sudden she Shouted out, “Who’s the comedian with the black balls?”.

Johnny shouted out, “Bill Cosby, see ya on Tuesday suckas!”.

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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde

A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking about space.

The Russian said, “We were the first in space”.

The American said, “We were the first to walk on the moon.”

The blonde said, “We are going to be the first on the sun.”

The Russian and the American looked at each other and said, “You cannot walk in the sun, you will burn up.”

The blonde replied, “Do you think we’re stupid? We will go at night. ”

 

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