Teacher asked student how old his father was

Teacher: How old is your father?

Johnny: As old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?

Little Johnny: He became father only after I was born.

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Little Johnny Counts to 10

The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. “Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.” “Can you tell me what comes after three?” “Four,” answers little Johnny. “What comes after six?” “Seven,” answers little Johnny.

“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job. What comes after ten?”

“A jack,” answers little Johnny.