Little Johnny’s teacher said,
“Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s.”
Did you copy hers?, she asked.
Johnny replied, “No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
A Flat Earther in Heaven
A flat-Earther passes away, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven.
God himself was there and told him he would be happy to answer any questions the man might have – about anything across the entirety of Space and Time.
So, of course, the man said: “Was I right?? Is the earth actually flat?” God chuckled and said: “Of course not.”
The man shook his head in disbelief, shaken to his very core, before murmuring: “This goes even higher than I thought…”