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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver shouted, lost control of the car, almost got on a bus, walked on the sidewalk and stopped a few inches in front of a window.

The cab was silent for a second, then the driver said, “Listen, mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the light of day!”

The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”

The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver – I’ve been driving a hearse for 25 years.”

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A blonde police officer stops a blonde driver

A blonde police officer stops a blonde driver,

Officer: Can I see your driver’s license?

Driver: yeah I think I have one of those, what does it look like?

Officer: It’s rectangular shapes and has your face on it.

Driver: Oh, okay, *pulls out mirror*, here you go.

Officer: *looks at reflection*, I’m sorry ma’am, I didn’t know you were an officer of the law, you may carry on.

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