A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver shouted, lost control of the car, almost got on a bus, walked on the sidewalk and stopped a few inches in front of a window.
The cab was silent for a second, then the driver said, “Listen, mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the light of day!”
The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”
The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver – I’ve been driving a hearse for 25 years.”
A blonde police officer stops a blonde driver
A blonde police officer stops a blonde driver,
Officer: Can I see your driver’s license?
Driver: yeah I think I have one of those, what does it look like?
Officer: It’s rectangular shapes and has your face on it.
Driver: Oh, okay, *pulls out mirror*, here you go.
Officer: *looks at reflection*, I’m sorry ma’am, I didn’t know you were an officer of the law, you may carry on.